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Acolytica Talks to the World

[Editor's Note: This is an excerpt from a press release dated January 19, 20xx.]

Solace Creek Statesman, January 19, 20xx: Acolytican leader and Gleaner of Souls Perseus Cade announced today the startup of the last of twenty-seven satellites in the Acolytica ONE satellite network. This satellite enables reception of Acolytica ONE in every country, on every square inch of the earth. For truth, salvation, and entertainment, Acolytica ONE is the only entertainment network you will ever need.

FLPD/M-200901: Acolytes, Seekers, and Newmins please be advised that Fear Lock is now in place regarding Acolytica ONE. All Acolyticans will be monitored for compliance.

Random Facts*

A Newmin is an Acolytican who is new to the ministry of Reverend Cade and Acolytican beliefs.

--Facts about Acolytica

Our Leaders' Words*

"Nature saw that mankind, with the potential for limitless intelligence and the libido of jackrabbits, would soon overwhelm the earth's resources. So she gave them greed and religion as reasons to kill each other.

We can work with that."

--- Rev. Perseus Cade

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We Are Everywhere

Acolyticans can be found in 115 countries throughout the world. Major instructional/conditioning campuses are located in:
Auckland, New Zealand Brighton, UK Charleston, SC, USA	Delhi, India Hawar Islands, Qatar Johannesburg, RSA		Kiev, Ukraine Mogadishu, Somalia Osaka, Japan	Redmond, WA, USA Solace Creek, CO, USA Tel Aviv, Israel